Monday 24 October 2011

airline annoyances

As a flight attendant  i have come across many many annoying people and i will continue to add these annoyances frequently from home or some hotel around the world.

1. Is it me or do people who control in their workplace unable to be asked politely to do something as so used to telling people what to do!!!

2. Mobile phones arghhhhhhh!!!! why oh why do they have to be turned on at all....it seems going back years to the payphone PHONES PLEASE (this is the rule for the airline i work for)

3. Seat belt signs goes on for turbulence so everyone gets up and goes to the toilet!! do people get visual dyslexia and think its off.

4.OH the drinks are free lets get totally bladdered and make a total arse of ourselves then get arrested on arrival for disrupting the flight and now you have ruined your entire families holiday....Great move!!!!!NOT!!

5.People who say the following......
where are we??? (what am i a walking map)

as they board " is this plane going to ????"(if its not someone is in the shit)

after a 16 hour duty day for the crew " do you just turn around and go home again"!!! ( yes we change our batteries and work for another 16 hours)

6. how is the chicken " fine last time i looked"!!!!



7. Has this plane ever crashed!!!!


8. when captain goes to the toilet....."who's flying the plane" duh duh


9. after an announcement on what food will be served first passenger row says..." what food have you got"
   (  open your ears dumb arse)

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