Wednesday, 23 July 2008
Family Divorce
I am happy when i am not associated with selfish people, and part of my family are just true DIVA trouble makers, if you have heard of the expression "make a mountain out of a molehill" well guess who falls into this category!!!
I don't think the word HATE is strong enough for the way i feel and as i said, i am happy it is that way, they can all just wallow in their own self importance, or should i say ROT in it!!!
Goodbye, and if your reading this and are offended, well , don't read it.
Tuesday, 27 May 2008
Costa Cruise 18th-25th May 2008
112,000 tons of metal, 3500 passengers, restaurants, bars, theatre, casino, 1400 staff, and as many cabins that could fill the largest hotel in Las Vegas, welcome to the Costa Serena, a one year old super liner that dwarfs many of the other ships that sail the Mediterranean.
We first saw her as we took our water taxi from the Westin Lido to the port, she was alongside the vast MSC Musica and even dwarfed her.
Our cabin had a rear view balcony, first time at the rear and we never missed anything with ther panoramic view and of the course the water going away from us from underneath the ship.
Our 7 nights on the water would start in Venice, Bari Italy, Katakolon Greece, Izmir Turkey, Istanbul Turkey, Dubrovnik Croatia and back to Venice. I will add to this blog in time with detailed port activities and more photographs.
Venice.
After arriving and finding the people we were cruising with had decided not to wait for us worked out expensive for us, an £80 water taxi to the Westin Lido, a beautiful Moroccan themed hotel south of Venice, the rooms were spacious and had material walls and ornate lamps and fixtures.
After we settled in we got the free hotel shuttle boat to mianland Venice where we walked through St Marks Square, saw both the bridge of sighs and rialto bridge, we almost got lost and missed the last shuttle boat back to the hotel but we made it by the skin of our teeth.
The next morning it was truely the worst thunder and lightning storm Venice had seen in years, torrential rain and the hotel basement where they served our free breakfast became flooded.
We left the hotel at 1200 and arrived at the port all in one water taxi, after confusion as to what we were supposed to do we waited about an hour, filling in forms etc and then we were on board.
The cabins were all ready and keys inside, there was a short queue to register the credit cards and we were all done and ready for lunch.
As we were the only party with a balcony all our friends gathered on out balcony ready to sail off , it was pouring with rain and we sheltered under umbrellas before going for dinner in the same clothes we had had on all day as if you have never cruised before the delivery of luggage to your cabin can take some time.
We all retired to bed about 11pm after a long day and would awake in Bari in the heel of Italy.
Bari Italy
Bari is situated in the heel of the shape of Italy on the east coast, a beautiful small town which is still the home to many Italians that have not relocated to many of the larger cities like Rome and Milan.
We walked quite a way from the ship following the crowds like sheep....BAA BAA!!! we diverted away from the crowds like you do when you enter a theme park, if you start with everyone else you will queue and queue, if you walk to the end then make your way backwards it may be a little lighter in folks.
We found a beatiful Italian working church, being such a huge population of catholics there are churches everywhere, people were lighting candles and praying, photography was allowed so we browsed briefly. After that we walked around the town, finding a small shop to buy water and supplies for the ship as mini bar and buying stuff is always expensive on cruise ships, this is how they make their money.
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We got back to the ship and had lunch
Katakolon, Greece
This was a place we had been before but the others had not, after a long walk from the ship to the small village that had been built just for the tourists since we were last here in 1999, it was all souvenir shops, bars and restaurants. After a stroll about we found a bar where we could sit an relax, we had lost the girls to the shops so were pleased of the peace and quiet.
We sat overlooking the harbour area where Ocean Village had docked and full of English people, i found myself slightly jealous as although we were on a newer and larger ship the fact that it was full of Italians made you feel a little excluded so i craved English company or at least the English Language.
I strolled back to the ship alone as wanted to beat the crowds and i faced no queue to reboard so was bakc in the air conditioned haven in no time. Did not but anything but our ship was also joined by Princes Danae, an older ship and MSC Musica which was following us around the Med, both these ships had to tender the passengers ashore as our ship and Ocean Village had taken up the only two berthing areas.
After we all arrived back at the boat it was time to prepare for the first formal night, suits or even dinner suits, everyone came to our cabin and posed for pictures on the balcony.
Izmir..Turkey.
The Costa Serena berthed and we all looked forward to our day our at the ruins at Ephesus, they were truely amazing. Many had been repaired so there was a touch of 20th centure mixed in with 200AD which was really strange to see.
The Day was very very hot and i was pleased i was wearing a cap as the sun was beating down, this was only May and apparently by July and August it is unbearable.
The tour guides are on strict time scales as the boat has to sail at it's allocated slot time and so it only take a couple of people to wander off, stop at a shop, or dawdle and it holds everyone up and the tour then becomes rushed as we endeavour to make up the time we lost.
We were back on the ship in time and pleased of the cool shower as it had been a hot and sweaty day.
We did have a half filled coach with the majority of cruisers being Italian so we were lucky there.
Istanbul
Our Balcony was such a panoramic idyllic place, there was lots of action on the water with a count of 25-30 boats bobbing about at any one time,little did we know that the front of the ship was facing the Blue Mosque and Haggia Sophia where we were to take a tour.
The tour started outsid ethe Blue Mosque, an incredible building with tall minorettes and it stood large and proud,it was quite close to haggia sophia from the view from the ship but it was stilla coach ride from one to the other. Both amazingly impressive and the carpets were in great condition inside as no shoes are allowed.
My favourite place was the Bazaar, being a shop-a-holic it was like being thrust into shopping heaven, rows and rows of stalls selling everything from copies so ornate plates and Turkish souvenirs, oh yes, Turksih delight which i bought for dad and Pomegranite and apple tea which was served to us in the store where we were led like sheep to see the carpets and not allowed out until we had sat through a talk on how they were made etc etc, probably because the tour guide was on commission.
We still had time for the Bazaar and bought some amazing things.
This is the kind of place you need to have a long weekend in to appreciate it properly and take it all in, this is the one down side of cruising, time is limited and you feel like your rushed.
Dubrovnik
What a beautiful, picturesque town, situated on the coast of Croatia. There is a cruise ship docking port 2km form the city or you can dock, as we did, right in th bay of Dubrovnik and tender into the town, well worth the tendering for the great views.
We walked around the town which is built for tourists and then around the walled city, although it was hot we had spectacular views and took some great photographs.
We were joined by Zenith, another cruise ship which used to belong to the Celebrity Cruise ship group but now belongs to Pullmantur and kept it's original name.
I loved this place and another "one for the weekend" which i must return too in the future, and with direct flights from London Gatwick with BA it is only a stones throw away.
Venice.
Arriving back at your disembarkation port is usually about 6am and most guests fast asleep, Venice was different, it was 10am so we were all on deck to enjoy the views of the city as we sailed in as it had been so wet and rainy when we left the previous Sunday so this was a treat and a perfect photgraph opportunity.
We disembarked with ease and were in the airport hours too early. We found a table near a cafe and squatted there until it was time for our flights.
Friday, 2 May 2008
Worry and Stress
The 11th and 12th of May will be the first time she has stayed out all night with the dog walker and i will be thousands of miles away getting all stressed and worried and all for no reason as she will be fine.
She will be with her two friends Bella and Charlie and Angela's daughters Gemma and Dawn as Angela will be on holiday in Cancun so hence the transport problem and why she will be staying overnight.
Mam and Dad fly down on 16th as we go on our Cruise on 17th and they are going to see "Hairspray" on 22nd.
Thursday, 24 April 2008
LONG TIME NO BLOG
I had a nice easter in the north and commuted down to London via the weird and wonderful Terminal 5.I am also the proud owner of a very nice expensive car...i will say nothing about what it is in case prying eyes are reading this and there are some people i want to know NOTHING about my life anymore,they are not part of it, they never will.
Looking forward to my cruise in May from Venice with all of my friends, balcony cabin again, HOW POSH!!!
Dad is well and been looking at new cars himself and he has asked me for a loan which i will oblige, there are richer people within our family but all they are interested in is themselves and making sure they are ok and F... anyone else....i can not write the word selfish big enough to cover their self importance......the expression ME ME ME comes to mind!!!!!
Monday, 14 April 2008
Y0U KN0W THAT Y0UR A FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN.....................
Type: Just for Fun - Inside Jokes
Description: 1. You can eat a 4 course meal standing at the kitchen counter
2. You search for a button to flush the toilet
3. You look for the "crew line" at the grocery store
4. You can pack for a 2 week trip to Europe in 1 roll-aboard
5. All of your pens have different hotel names on them
6. You NEVER unpack
7. You can recognize pilots by the backs of their heads-but not by their faces
8. You can tell from 70 yards away if a piece of luggage will fit in the overhead bin
9. You care about the local news in a city three states away
10. You can tie a neck scarf 36 ways
11. You know at least 25 uses for air sickness bags-none of which pertain to vomit
12. You understand and actually use the 24-hour clock
13. You own 2 sets of uniforms: fat and thin
14. You don't think in "months"-you think in "bid packs"
15. You always point with two fingers
16. You get a little too excited by certain types of ice
17. You stand at the front door and politely say "Buh-bye, thanks, have a nice day" when someone leaves your home
18. You can make a sentence using all of the following phrases: "At this time," "For your safety," "Feel free," and "As a reminder"
19. You know what's on the cover of the current issues of In Touch, Star, and People magazines
20. You stop and inspect every fire extinguisher you pass, just to make sure the "gauge is in the green"
21. Your thighs are covered in bruises from armrests and elbows
22. You wake up and have to look at the hotel stationery to figure out where you are
23. You refer to cities by their airport codes
24. You actually understand every item on this list
25. Everytime the door bell rings you look up at the ceiling.
26. You change into you "galley shoes" to cook dinner at home!
27. You open your bathroom doors at home slowly incase someone forgot to lock it.
28. You only know 250 or 350 degrees on your home oven
29. When you ask your spouse when they will be coming home from work you ask for their "ETA"
30. You can spot out an airplane from the ground above and tell the other person what airline it is!
31. You go through each room at your friends place looking for magazines to read!
32. You bring home different grocery bags full of goodies that you can't get in your home town! and tell a story about it!
33. You know better NOT to date a pilot!
34. Your a fire fighter, a nurse, a security officer and a server all in one!
35. Your a GREAT multi - tasker!
36. You have mastered the art of walking very quickly down the aisle and not catching anyone's eye.
37. Your at a friends party and you start wiping your hands on their curtains.
38.You call for the car doors to be armed and cross checked before pulling away.
39.you answer your phone by saying "Hi its ..... at "position"
40. when you try and put the foot brake on your shopping cart.
41.When releasing your seatbelt in the car, you try to 'lift the top portion of the buckle and pull apart" and are confused when you can't find it.
42. When sitting in the backseat of your friends car, you check the seat pocket for garbage.
43. when your friends or family ask what time it is, you ask in what time zone!
44. When you're really tired and are staying in for the night, you tell you're friends you're 'slam-clicking'.
45. you remember the hotel phone numbers better than your home phone number.
46. You see rubbish dropped on the floor in your own home and instead of bending down to pick it up, you kick it under the sofa.
47. You have 400 mobile numbers in your adress book of crew you still wanted to meet up with....but when you finally get the time and browes for numbers you cannot put their faces and names together!
48. You locate all the exits when on public transport and learn the door operations.
49. You are standing in an elevator in your hotel and cant remember what floor you're supposed to go to, or what your room number is.
50. You can never make definite plans, otherwise you know you'll be delayed/called out, for sure!
51. You can't help saying goodbye to friends or anyone without sounding patronising... "b'bye now.. bye!
52. when you've finished your dinner you throw the dirty plate in the cupboard and kick the door shut.
53. If you check your breast pocket for a pen when you are going to write a shopping list at home.
54. You automatically uncross your legs, sit back, and fold your arms across your lap when you hear an engine rev up, whether you're a passenger on a flight that day or just in the car!
55. Every time someone ask's a question your reply is ... 'Just bear with me, or standby...
56. when ur going out from the hotel on a layover u smile and greet ppl u meet in the lifts... and ur not even in uniform! lol
57. You take out one blanket from the overhead bin or closet....and you hide it behind your back, running fast so no one sees it so you can use it!!!!
58. You know the water gague is showing empty and you grab a bottle of water and start washing your hands!
59. You spin around in the aft galley and yell, i love my job, i love my job....
60. You carry around ultra concentrated spray for the smells that come out of the lavoratory to protect you and your fellow co-workers!
61. You carry around a sharpie marker!
62. You work 18 hour days then go home and start cleaning up after someone else!
63. You have soo much time off you have 2 jobs!
64. Your dead heading on a flight and your sleeping and you wake up when they say "doors for departure and cross check" or when you hear the high low chimes in the cabin!
65. You tell people to turn off their cellphones or ipods.
66. If someone is smoking you show them the sign and remind them not to smoke!
(updated for crew members, written by you!)
So you want to be a flight attendant?
Go to a resale store and find an old, navy suit that an army sergeant might have worn. Add a white shirt and a tie. Wear that same outfit for three consecutive days.
Go to an airport and watch airplanes take off for several hours. Pretend you are standing by for them and they are all full. Go home. Return to the airport the very next day and do the same thing again.
Fill several large boxes with rocks. Lift them over your head and place them on the top shelf of a closet. Slam the door shut until the boxes fit. Do this until you feel a disc slip in your back.
Turn on a radio. Be sure to set it between stations so there is plenty of static. Turn on the vacuum cleaner and garbage disposal. Run them all night.
Remove the covers from several T.V entrees. Place them in a hot oven. Leave the food in the oven until it's completely dried out. Remove the hot trays with your bare hands. Serve to your family. Don't include anything for yourself. Serve your family a beverage one hour after they've received their meal. Make them remain in their seats during this time. Ask them to scream at you and complain about the service. Scrounge uneaten rolls off the plates for you to eat 6 hours later when you're really hungry. Place a straight-backed chair in a closet facing a blank wall. Use a belt to strap yourself into it. Eat the rolls you saved from your family's meal.
Ask your family to use the bathroom as frequently as possible. Tell them to remove their shoes and socks before entering, and see who can make the most disgusting mess. Clean the bathroom every hour throughout the night.
Make a narrow aisle between several dining room chairs and randomly scatter your husband's runners and loafers along the way. Turn off the lights and spend the night walking up and down the aisle while banging your shins against the chair legs and tripping over the shoes. Drink several cups of cold coffee to keep yourself awake.
Gently wake your family in the morning and serve them a muffin in a package. Don't forget to smile and wish them a nice day when they leave for work and school.
After the family leaves, take a suitcase and go out into the yard. If it's not raining, turn on the sprinkler system and stand in the cold for 30 minutes pretending like your waiting for the crew bus topick you up. Then go inside and wait by your bedroom door for another 30 minutes for an imaginary maid to make up your room.
Change into street clothes and shop for 5 hours. Pick up carry-outfood from a local deli. Go back home. Sit on your bed and eat your meal. Set your alarm clock for 03:00 am so you'll be ready incase you don't get your wake up call. Repeat the above schedule for three days in a row and you'll be ready to work your first international flight.
Every day, aspring flight attendants ask me to describe some of the benefits of a flight attendant career. I've outlined below what I think are ten of the most appealing aspects of the profession.
1. Enjoy a great deal of time off (13 to 17 days off per month; roughly 6 months off per year!).
2. Get free or reduced-cost travel benefits for yourself and immediate family, covering air travel, lodging, car-rentals, and cruises.
3. Get a lucrative benefits package, often including health and life insurance!
4. Enjoy unmatched variety - Forget the predictability of 9 to 5 cube life!
5. Enjoy maximum scheduling flexibility - You're not limited to weekends off like the rest of the world!
6. Meet new people, including many celebrities.
7. See the world.
8. Feel more independent.
9. Feel more responsible.
10. Feel a sense of pride and accomplishment (especially when you help an unaccompanied minor or handicapped passenger safely reach their destination).
11. Go on mini vacations and tell your friends all about it! One night your in Paris, then London and then home.
Friday, 28 March 2008
T5 opening Chaos!!!!!! ( Terminal 5 Heathrow)
Travelled from T1-T5 by train, quick journey but lots of walking.
Checked in and was put on Standby so went to Staff travel area where all went well and i was accepted.
Security and screening was a breeze then all went wrong.
We were told to go to gate A5 so we waited for boarding for a 0945 departure.
0935- told gate had changed and we were all herded to another stand on a lower level to be coached out.
1115- After standing in a freezing cold area for 1hour 30 minutes we boarded coaches and left for remote stand.
We had a very honest Captain who was obviously livid and angry as to what had happened, he and his crew had been sitting on a crew bus for two hours waiting for buses to empty the aircraft we were to board so inbound passengers were also angry.
We were told there had been no loaders, no tug drivers, no coaches, no coach drivers, no step drivers, he said he expected teething problems on day one but this time " ba had lost all their teeth".
Passengers were filiming him as he stood at the front of the cabin giving regular helpful updates.
He organised a bus to return to the aircraft as so many businessmen did not want to travel as they had already missed their meetings.
It was truely embarrassing but i do not put the blame totally on BA. I will agree there were a lot of lost groud staff walking around the terminal and lots of people milling about the gate not knowing what was happening which did infuriate a lot of passengers.
1330- After sitting on an aircraft for two hours we eventually took off arriving over three hours late.
I would like to Thank the Captain and the crew led my Psr Karen Willings on the BA1326 LHR-NCL, they made themselves available for questions, they served drinks on the ground and Karen was seen on two occasions allowing passengers to use her own personal mobile telephone to inform relatives/friends of the delay. I told her she should write a Bravo on herself!!!!
The BAA/BA name similarity is also causing confusion and passengers seem quite willing to blame BA when many of the problems were caused by BAA.
I would advise crew to travel light and not carry suitcases as we left with no bags and some commuting crew were still awaiting lost bags from previous flights so are now tracing two lots of luggage.
I am sure when it is all up and running it will be a fantastic terminal but i think today did not get us off to the best of starts.
Monday, 24 March 2008
Sao-Paulo Flight
This trip is a typical example of that and of British Airways blunders and miss-management, the two crew working on the upper deck, business class, 20 passengers, 4 pilots, apparently have had complaints from passengers about their inadequate service styles, this has been noted by th Senior crew member and she has asked me to do the rest of the trip upstairs as she nees experience up there, this does not bother me, what bothers me is the fact that i will have to cope with 4 demanding pilots, always wanting something and the busiest times,they will be asking for First Class food when they know they cannot have it so i will not even go down that road with them, i will remain consistant to company standards then i cannot be accountable if there is a problem.
Cathy Lloyd from pantomime days is First class Purser and she has Barry her husband with her, a nice guy but a heart attack waiting to happen as he is so overweight, he really should do something about that.
Cathy could not believe that i had not done a Pantomime since 2001 ( now 2008) and that i had not seen Andy since 2004 ( my 40th party).
I suppose the way i have secluded myself from the outside world has not helped, i did not attend Andy's 40th in Jersey when he came to mine, i have never been to see the last six Pantomimes since i left and i have heard of friends who were once close are now married and i did not know or even get an invite, maybe because people know they will be wasting their time as i always refuse to go anywhere or make excuses.
I did not even go to Peter's 50th in Belgium and he made such an effort to attend my 40th in 2004.
Shame on me!!!
I was just doing research on Bi-Polar disorder and it said the medication can cause weight gain.....NO WAY will i be taking any of those pills.!!!!